I am pretty much the luckiest person alive, as of now, because despite losing my Photoshop CS5 program, my father was so sweet as to get me the entire Adobe Creative Suite. Am I lucky or what? But now there’s an issue. I’m all excited to get started on the programs, I install them and stare excitedly at my screen for 30 or so minutes, and watch the programs finish their installation. Everything is going perfectly until I have to register my product. “No worries!” I think to myself, as I attempt to login on my account I had made prior. That was when it hit me. Adobe, of course, is in the process of fixing an issue with their customer login on the Adobe website, which means that I have to live through hours, maybe days of staring at these new additions to my computer and not be able to use them until Adobe gets their crap together. Really, Adobe? REALLY?
As Jack Sparrow says, “Why is the rum always gone?”
As “Funny Girl” the musical stated, “Don’t rain on my parade.”
And finally, as I say, “PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF YOUR CUSTOMERS AND ALL THINGS GRAND AND WONDERFUL, DON’T DO THIS TO ME. This is, by far, the cruelest joke yet to be played by Adobe, and I want NO PART OF YOUR SHENANIGANS. NONE OF IT.”