Apple Store Conversations that Make me Want to Turn Around and Say, “Did You REALLY Just Say That?”

Today, I was lucky and honored enough to get to come back to the Apple store to figure out my iMovie issues (so I can continue posting YouTube videos for you guys!!) and have, once again, heard a great deal of hilarious conversations between employees and customers. But this time, I’m sharing with all of you wonderful peeps. So enjoy, and try not to pull your hair out. I was tempted, too.

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Customer: “I’m here to buy an iPhone! But I have a question!”
Apple employee: “What’s your question?”
Customer: “Can I take selfies on it? Like, selfie pictures?”
*then proceeds to demonstrate how one would take a selfie, accompanied by a duck face, like an APPLE EMPLOYEE, OUT OF ALL PEOPLE, WOULDN’T KNOW*

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Customer: “Why is my computer so slow?”
Apple employee: “You have 25,000 emails on your computer. Can we clear them?”
Customer: “Can we just split them between all of my devices so there are less?”

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Customer: *approaches Genius Bar* “My name’s Steph. When is my appointment?”
Apple employee: “You have 13 people in front of you.”
Customer: “But I made an appointment.”
Apple employee: “So did they….”

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Customer: “I need to update my apps.”
Apple employee: “Type in your password.”
Customer: *begins loudly spelling her password, repeats process twice for emphasis*
Apple employee: “No, don’t yell your password, ma’am. Type it in. Right here.”
Customer: *continues shouting apple store user password until the employee gives up and does it herself to prevent further frustration and possibly an “accidental” “missing customer” crisis*

5 responses to “Apple Store Conversations that Make me Want to Turn Around and Say, “Did You REALLY Just Say That?”

  1. Hahaha! That selfie and email one! šŸ˜‚ šŸ˜€
    I so wish i was there with you to see it all with my own eyes! šŸ˜€

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  2. Reblogged this on Indian She Blogger and commented:
    Heyy guys!
    Do give it a read! šŸ˜€
    This is something really fun! šŸ˜€

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  3. And i re-blogged it!
    Hope you dont mind! šŸ™‚

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